10.31.2008

Paris Hilton has NOTHING on my BFF

The following poem was created by the ever-so-wonderful Karen Leider from Minnesota (but we won't hold that against her 'cause we love her!). I've never had anyone write a poem for me before--I feel very, very special. My mother always told me I was special. You may want to print and store in a safe place as this will be a collector item someday. You should be so lucky to have a BFF with such poetic pose. We love you Karen Leider from Minnesota (but we won't hold that against her 'cause we love her!)

AN ODE TO RON & BLAIR

An ode to Ron & Blair
2 guys with an abundance of flair
One Dances, Designs
And dresses to the Nines
The other a chef extraordinaire
(he made me breakfast at the cabin a few years ago….I’m still full)

2 better men I’ve never known
My love for them only has grown
They’re honest and true,
Nothing they wouldn’t do
Always there for a friend they have shown

Blair’s visited me on occasion
MOA or dinner is our persuasion
He squealed & threw fits
When he spied Dept 56
Nothing I did could cause a dissuasion
(MOA = Mall of America ….for all you non-Minnesotans)

Lets get down to the real nitty gritty
Ron seems to fear the big city
He avoids Minneapolis
It’s such a tremendous dis
Yet all I can muster is pity

This town is the best place to stay
There’re tons to do, both night and day
With Theatre & Dance
Gourmet dining, sweet romance
It’s quite welcoming, for both straight and gay
(opps…hope I didn’t just “out” anyone! : )

Rumor has it, you might soon fly in
Blair’s persistence may finally win
I hope that you do
I’d shout out Whoo Hoo!!
I’d greet you with a gigantic grin

So if perchance you should stop in here
I’ll make myself perfectly clear
We’d have lots of fun
Who needs balmy sun
I CANT WAIT for you to appear!

7 comments:

KT said...

Great poem! I feel like I know so much about you now. I also liked that it rhymed. I'm no poetry expert, but poems that don't rhyme suck. Like a Haiku...yeah, more like a Haichoo.

Also, have you ever noticed that all of Paris' BFFs eventually go crazy? Nicole Richie, Britany Spears, Lindsay Lohan... My theory is Paris wants to remain the prettiest girl in Hollywood, so she strategically takes out the competition.

Oh, and Rychelle made a comment on my other blog (that I hardly check because I just created it) and mentioned you had asked her for my e-mail address. It is katietickner at gmail dot com.

KT said...

What....why did that just post as baby T and not KT? MAN! This blogging thing is SO COMPLICATED.

Wendyburd1 said...

WOW, cool poem....but it is prose not pose... SORRY I HAD to correct it...I felt OCD!! So cute!

Kristina P. said...

This is fabulous! I love it!

Whitney R said...

Wow, that's a great poem. Very talented, she is!

She's sure endorsed you two very well. I'm sold!

rychelle said...

roses are red.
violets are blue.
if you don't feature ME on this blog soon, i'll have to disown you!

loves ;)

Jo said...

You know you have arrived in the world when someone writes such an awesome poem about you. Now you know for sure you are loved.